Phone calls

Five Minutes Ago

(ring ring)
Me: Hello...(pause)...Hello?
Caller: Hi this is "Steve" from the Government Grants Center (noise of a call center in the background)
Me: What do you want? (I get inappropriate sales calls more than anyone else in this building)
Caller: I wanted to let you know that your family has qualified for an $8000 grant from the federal government
Me: Look, I don't know what you are trying to sell. But you've just called a professional line at a federal office building.

(fastest hang-up in the world)